gym sniffer

A person who waits around in a gym whilst fat, sweaty old people use the excercise bikes and then as soon as they leave, run up and sniff the seat.

Dude, did you see him sniff that smelly granny minge seat?
Yeah, what a gym sniffer.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

sniffcheck

Whilst indulging in petting/heavy kissing etc you slowly work your hand into your partners knickers and finger her pussy. Then after a minute or so start kissing the side of her neck and at the same time bring your finger up and smell it slyly, if it stinks you know not to go down on her!!

Hey stu did you get anywhere with sarah last night? Yeah man i fucked her but she wouldn't blow me cos i wouldn't go down on her. Why wouldn't you go down on her man? I gave her the sniffcheck and her fanny stank so there was no way i was going down on that.

by the-kid October 1, 2007

spiffy

A word commonly used by Alia and Jen showing above adequate appreciation for an idea/event/etc.

"that's effin spiffy."

by Aria Mi-hyung Kang September 29, 2006

Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

by Jessica Barber January 19, 2008

cushion sniff

One who sniffs farts or other odors from seat cushions.

(bill):I was at the car wash the other day, the dude that was detailing my car was sniffing my car seats.

(nate): That's ok he got a little cushion sniff must like farts.

by lil b. September 24, 2009

knicker sniffer

A lower status male who believes that by perpetually following around a group of girls he will eventually see some action. Ultimatly banished to "lets-just-be-friends" land. See also Chirag Parmar.

Yo chirag you're not gonna get any by continually going to fez with the girls. Stop being a knicker sniffer and come to cindies with us instead and get some!!!

by AndyJack October 11, 2005

Skiff

1.) To avoid or ignore a person.

2.) The act of purposely excluding one from a conversation, usually while the person is standing right there.

Terry: "Hey, James, did you see how sexy Rachel looked yesterday?"

Blake: "Who's Rachel?"

James: "Terry, she was looking fresh! I definitely wanna tap dat."

Blake: "Guys, who is Rachel?"

Terry: "James, you ain't going to tap that before I do!"

Blake: "Please don't skiff me...."

by Demphster January 23, 2014