Sperm whale

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole

Blow it like a sperm whale babe

by Gymjones July 2, 2021

Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.

Ahhh, Sperm me!! x3

by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021

Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.

Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!

by Testeclease January 27, 2023

Sperm and slide

A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide

Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide

by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025

sperm

a sperm has a head, neck, middle piece and a tail. in sexual intercourse, about 300 millions of sperm comes out and enters in vagina and then starts to fertilize.
sperms are stored in testes and more sperm creates in testes too
in ejaculation, sperm comes out from dick

boy: hey let's start sexual intercourse
girl: yes
*boy starts to penetrate girl*
girl: more harder
*sperms comes out from dick and enters in vagina and starts to fertilize*

by mewsem October 11, 2022

Sperm Bulgar

Someone who steals your sperm for their motives.

She ghosted after sex because she wanted a child ,but little did she know I shoot blanks. No, no ,no sperm bulgar here!

by Melo225 August 11, 2023

Sperm whale

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale

"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"

by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019