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Sperm

Asher can no longer produce sperm due to him recently falling on his ballsack
by Asherslander May 12, 2023
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Sperm

A drink harvested from the male sex organs.It is also used in the production of infants but mainly used as a delicous "snack" at home if you have a portable sperm dispenser also known as a "husband" or "boyfriend".But do keep in mind the legal age of a sperm dispenser is 18 because then the sperm should be ripe and ready for consumption but in some countries it might be to the age of 21 to reach perfection.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.
"Susie,go get Jacob! I need a little bit of his sperm. Im so hungry for it
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Sperm circular file

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.
by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016
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Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.
Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011
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Sperm Whale

While receiving oral the male ejaculates his semen into the female or males mouth, and it blows out of their stoma, onto the males testicles.
I don’t always date chicks with throat cancer, but when I do I enjoy a classic sperm whale.
by ST86 December 2, 2021
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Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.
My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
by Ammo4u March 12, 2023
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sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.
Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.
by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017
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