by Asherslander May 12, 2023
Get the Sperm mug.A drink harvested from the male sex organs.It is also used in the production of infants but mainly used as a delicous "snack" at home if you have a portable sperm dispenser also known as a "husband" or "boyfriend".But do keep in mind the legal age of a sperm dispenser is 18 because then the sperm should be ripe and ready for consumption but in some countries it might be to the age of 21 to reach perfection.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.
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Get the Sperm mug.by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016
Get the Sperm circular file mug.When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.
Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
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Get the Sperm Tails mug.While receiving oral the male ejaculates his semen into the female or males mouth, and it blows out of their stoma, onto the males testicles.
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Get the Sperm Whale mug.My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!
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