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On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)
Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!
by Definitely over 6ft March 8, 2022
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soccer buddy

A person who enjoys soccer as much as you do and loves you and is perfect for you
by Lityou April 15, 2017
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Kiss a soccer boy day

On October 30th, girl can kiss any soccer boy they want!
Oh my god he’s so cute I can’t wait to kiss him on kiss a soccer boy day!
by EdenHazard10 October 29, 2019
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Saskatchewan Soccer

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
by lilnegger September 17, 2018
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clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas
by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007
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Soccer

The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.
If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?
by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024
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Soccer

The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer
by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018
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