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Smoking

An excuse people use to low key have sex.
Josh: “Me and Hannah are going out smoking tonight!”
Brandon: “Oh? Make sure you wrap it before you tap it
by uhhhhhhdammmmmm September 10, 2020
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smoking bear

"She's in there getting high and smoking bear"
by Barras October 2, 2020
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Smoking Asshair

When someone acts really dumb and stupid for no given reason
Jeff: oog eeg booga borg
Greg: did you smoking asshair Jeff?
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Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.
It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!
by Paradeiser October 16, 2020
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Shocking Hell

/ˈʃɒk/ɪŋ/hɛl/

used for emphasis or to express shock, annoyance or surprise. Often used as a replacement to swearing.
Person 1: "Have you heard that Adam has been sacked?"
Person 2: "Shocking hell, you're joking? What for?"
by Matt Windle poet October 17, 2020
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Smoking the Kool Aid

Oh man, you've really been smoking the Kool Aid.
by 2TD November 7, 2020
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Smomking

A typo of the word “smoking” because I’m dumb and thought it was funny 😌
Girl 1: “How was smomking?”
Girl 2: “did you mean smoking?”
Girl 1: “shit yea. I’m dumb”
by everette_p_05 November 12, 2020
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