smart-on

An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".

Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.

by TronsauseFiveMillion December 7, 2010

Am I smart?

The fact that you are searching “Am I smart?” That’s not very smart so no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.

You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

smart david

A person that is very smart named David

Smart David is smarter than you think

by ______-___ April 7, 2019

smart table

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.

life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table

by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018

Smart

Someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studies for the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow.

Adult: "What a smart and gifted child you are!"
Child: "Uhh, sure... Thanks!" 😅

by KurayamiDragon November 24, 2024

Stupidly Smart

1. Acting stupid, when in reality your smart.
2. Doing stupid things but in a smart manner
3. Too smart for your own liking

You know that kid that climbed in the ceiling at school, he has a 3.5 GPA, he's stupidly smart!

by Logan Freaky November 22, 2024