Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area. Slow and sturdy she takes loads like a boss; often times in crocs. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy? "Who, Shauna?"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022

dumb dumb baby stoopy head

when you're just being dumb as f*ck

addy: "I can't get over my ex"
me: "dumb dumb baby stoopy head"

by Sydney V. January 15, 2020

Sloppy Cinnabun

The act of the male and the female. The male sharts on a girls hand when it is in the shape of the a curled fist. She then gives the male a handjob resulting in the male sperming on the shart covered hand, therefor resembling a cinnabun. At which point she in enjoys her free sloppy cinnabun.

Hey yo bitch, im gunna give you a sloppy cinnabun!

by NooB KiLLa February 19, 2009

Sloppy Kiss

1. Noun - a kiss given of wet or very moist lips.

2. Noun - Kissing someone with liquor in the mouth and swapping said liquor.

Raymond loves giving sloppy kisses with those minors.

by ShaunAnakin March 25, 2009

sloppy top hat

The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.

I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.

by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017

Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.

Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."

by DylAndy August 22, 2011

Sloppy Joes

An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......

let me tell you a story of Sloppy Joes
you better not cheat on me or I'll turn you into sloppy joes

by Liv.Sae April 12, 2011