sloppy torpedo

while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.

i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!

by christopher e. cole February 7, 2005

sloppy jones

(n.) The most amazing sexual experience ever!

"Dude, I got a sloppy jones last night! It was awesome!!"
"Sick!!"

by Sloppy Jones Master May 2, 2008

Sluppyforearmslap

When you drink too much jaiger and your arms become flappy, you jerk in your hand and give your friend a slappy slappy.

Dude, last night at the party i saw at least 5 sluppyforearmslaps.

by Profounder May 30, 2010

Sloppy Hungarian

The act of pulling out of anal sex to fast to reveal a pink sock and then followed by diarrhea

After a month of hard work Roger finally got Karen to do anal, when suddenly her father knocked on the door and Roger jumped up so fast he gave her a sloppy Hungarian.

by 41big41 September 5, 2011

Sloppy Hoes

Sloppy joe sandwiches made from a girls period blood instead of tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious.

Bonus points if you use ground up placenta and/or dead fetus as a substitute for ground beef.

My girlfriend made some delicious Sloppy Hoes for the neighborhood children yesterday. She's in jail now, but it was worth it.

by King Butthole October 24, 2019

Fishy Slapper

a limp dick from taking to much dope

I was so fucked up last night, my girl came over and the only thing i had for her was a fishy slapper.

by J. Pifferton October 2, 2007

gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

by Da saus is good April 13, 2008