A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
Get the Bald and Skinnymug. When your belt has to be tightened, and the belt does not make it too the next loop, causing it to stick out upon your clothing.
Duncan knew getting ready for church was going to be a pain. The thought of wearing jeans, and the inevitable skinny quincing he would endure.
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Get the Skinny Quincingmug. by Bobby D and Mathcat June 1, 2024
Get the Skinny deetsmug. A social media term referring to fashion and pop culture icon Sam Wabs. Wabs lives in New York City and is a fashion visual merchandising guru for the luxury goods market.
by ScorpioMagick July 31, 2019
Get the The Official Skinny Legendmug. When a man is thrusting a very skinny woman causing a a small bulge to appear mainly in the stomach area.
by SirTwinkleToes November 24, 2017
Get the Skinny Dickingmug. 
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Get the Skinny Disordermug.