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Simp

A Simp is a person (most usually a male) who is too obsessed with girls, to a point where he can do literally anything for them only to get their attention.

These guys are the main reasons why girls don't value us boys anymore.

These losers start trying out their luck with any girl they come accross, doesn't matter if she's just slightly good looking or a total high profile goddess who's way outta their league.
They can do ANYTHING just to get a girlfriend or get laid.

Basically, simps are the pathetic despos who put Hoes before Bros

S - Suckers
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Pussy
Aaron :- Dude, that new guy in our class is head over heels before Janice, buying her stuff from the canteen and giving her expensive gifts. She doesn't even like him!

Barry :- That guy's a Simp dude. She's just playing along, extracting as much as she can from him. Then she'll just throw him away.
by IntenseJK November 24, 2021
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Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies
Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life
by Urm ama July 7, 2020
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simp

A "nice guy" who is way too friendly with women in desperation trying to get a girlfriend and will get pissed when they get pointed out.
George is such a simp, he just got pissed at my girl.
by poopysmell May 4, 2020
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Simp

A simple, sensitive man just looking for love. One who always apologizes and is the sweetest, most caring boy. Gets his feelings hurt very easily but is very aware of how he impacts other people. I love my simp.
Robby is such a simp
by sufferingpuppet April 2, 2020
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Simp

A vagina which resembles the mouth of Homer Simpson
Yo, that chick last night totally had a simp. It was hot!
by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019
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simp

a dude that puts a lot of effort into a female but gets very little in return
thing 1 " dude Tim is such a simp!"
thing 2 "yeah he tries so hard but that {bitch} Emily doesn't care about him,".
by Linstanity628157 April 1, 2020
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simp

what 8 year olds call people who disagree with them
YOU THINK TECHNO IS BETTER THEN DREAM??!@?@??@?!"@?!?@!@?@?!@?!?@!>?@ SIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The salami guy January 27, 2021
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