Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.

"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."

by A Single Bean January 29, 2022

silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob

Have you ever gotten a silver hummer?

by 1rand0m February 2, 2024

Silver Bee

Something fantastic and wonderful.

What we've got here my friend, is a silver bee.

by AJ Papperan April 29, 2024

silver cran

Patron Silver and cranberry juice. amazing, try it! and it's classy. :)

(ask the bartender) Can i have a silver cran, please?

by shhhhh :) July 24, 2009

Silver egg

Didn’t ask.

Hey I’ve got an opinion on something your talking about.

Silver egg : Didn’t ask.

by F3lts January 12, 2023

Silver birthday

A birthday when the day of the week is same as the day you were born.

Silver birthday - for example,You were born in 31st July,on Friday and your birthday is on 31st July , Friday again!

by Miss malo June 28, 2025