silver dog

The term used for a dog that looks hot for there age.

My dog Benny is 10 years old and still thriving, his such a silver dog!

by Bennybearbennysfair July 13, 2018

Silver Fox Hound

A term to describe a younger male who is trying to get with a much older, desperate (probably getting divorced) female for "Netflix and Chill" type of scenarios and the female is into it.

I saw Tom trying to get a phone number of a semi attractive lady in line who is twice his age. Tom is always doing that, he is a Silver Fox Hound!

by TinyDefs March 21, 2025

The silver spoon

A sexual position wherein a spoon is inserted, handle first, into a man's urethra; usually only performed by the extremely sexually desparate.

"Oh yeah, my girlfriend and I are looking for new ways to make love, so we decided to do the silver spoon last night."

by A Single Bean January 29, 2022

silver hummer

When an elderly person with silver hair gives you a blowjob

Have you ever gotten a silver hummer?

by 1rand0m February 2, 2024

silver cran

Patron Silver and cranberry juice. amazing, try it! and it's classy. :)

(ask the bartender) Can i have a silver cran, please?

by shhhhh :) July 24, 2009

silver popsicle

See iceman, the Panama Canal and 40 below zero.

You'll find it!

Girl one: what's that bracelet on your wrist?

Girl two: The silver popsicle.

Girl one: Oh did you get your tongue stuck to his pole?

by Slazer February 13, 2014

Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021