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The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate
Dirk loves to do the shrek
by G-Dub91 January 11, 2022
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An ogre overlord that deserves your upmost respect. If you do not respect him you shall go to where the bad people like the fairy godmother who is power hungry and uses more hairspray than there is oil on earth. If you read the holy shrek 1 2 and 4 movies you shall find the one deity we respect and praise.
by That handle is alrea January 11, 2022
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The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.
"Shrek is so hot"
by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022
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The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.
Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect
by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022
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Shrek, Also known as Vladimir Lenin, was a Russian revolutionary, politician, and political theorist. He is infamous for starting the well-known Russian Revolution, And he is the hottest Ogre I'v- Uh I mean "Unique" Ogre.
Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.
Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!
by Theshrexualizer May 18, 2022
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Shrek my waifu <3
Person 1: Yoo did you watch Shrek 69, a cumming age?
Person 2: Yea I did, Shrek is my new waifu
by Zahori May 23, 2022
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Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears
I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek
by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022
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