A butt crack that has been glued shut with loads of dried semen.
The feeling is similar to the feeling your eyes have when you get pink eye, except in your booty hole. A warm wash cloth will often help soften the semen to open the anus for use again.
The feeling is similar to the feeling your eyes have when you get pink eye, except in your booty hole. A warm wash cloth will often help soften the semen to open the anus for use again.
That man got raped at the gay bar and his schutt butt is so bad he is crying.
I can't take a shit until I clear up this schutt butt.
I can't take a shit until I clear up this schutt butt.
by TheRealestAsian February 5, 2017
Get the Schutt Butt mug.The “scoot scoot gang” is a gang with 4 members. Teagan, Alex, Nadia and Rachel. No one messes with the gang of scoot they ride scooters and screech. They will hurt you if you hurt them. They hit your ankles with there scooters. Don’t mess with them.
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robsta: we have to get the scooter gang together for the next party.
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd
by robw91 October 21, 2007
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Dude #2 : Neither, I gonna ride some wool scooter after work!
Dude #2 : Neither, I gonna ride some wool scooter after work!
by Paul Roux October 24, 2007
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John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?
by TahitiHawaii August 22, 2009
Get the DUI scooter mug.A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.
Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!
by KnownPublicEjaculator November 7, 2018
Get the Pooter Scooter mug.While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.
Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.
by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007
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