Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Satan

a nigga named vagabond dom

Satan ain't got no money

by Dominickevilaf October 8, 2024

hellish satanic suffering

a heavy metal sensation amongst the underground, one of the best to exist

"hey man I bought tickets for the next hellish satanic suffering concert!"

by crusaderthefork (diabolical) August 8, 2022

Satan

A devil who worked with God to make the universe, and God especially likes to call his son, Lucifer, LuCy

God: “Hey Satan can I see your son”
Satan: “Sure” *hands over his son*
God: “Hey there, LuCy”
Lucifer: *gies Satan a look that obviously says: “What is this all about”*

by Idkwhatsgoingon April 19, 2020

Pact With Satan

When you pack a bong or bowl with weed but then cut yourself and collect the blood, spreading it onto the weed, then light it and take a hit

“hey man, you wanna do a Pact With Satan?”
“What’s that?”
“You cut yourself and then take the blood and spread it on the weed and then take a hit”

by AlchemistOctivis June 25, 2021

Satans Taint

Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.

Satans Taint is Hot as hell & Taste like shit

by Peter Sloterdijk June 2, 2022

Satans den

When you and your partner fuck in a smoldering hot shower

Guy: what do you say we turn up the heat in here?

Girl: you mean like satans den

Guy: yea

Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022