viewing professional fireworks displays from second level or master suite/retreat windows from ones air conditioned and pest controlled suburban home or friends/neighbors in order to avoid the elements and traffic.
Children get in the car we are going on a "Suburban fireworks safari" at Mrs. xxxx's.
Kids:But why? Because it is too hot, there are too many mosquitoes and too much traffic.
You can see the fireworks from her bedroom window! Because Mrs. xxxx's window in not blocked by a full grown tree.
Kids:But why? Because it is too hot, there are too many mosquitoes and too much traffic.
You can see the fireworks from her bedroom window! Because Mrs. xxxx's window in not blocked by a full grown tree.
by stay at home July 4, 2009
Get the suburban fireworks safari mug.Occam's Safety Guard - contends that devising clever alternatives to the simplest solution can be safely avoided all together, as the result will inevitably be the same. It is, if you will, the scabbard with which Occam's Razor can be safely stored.
It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.
It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.
The tedious nature of these meetings, in which we indulge every clever thought that comes out of someone's head, could be thwarted through the use of "Occam's Safety Guard".
or
Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.
or
Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.
by The Infernal Machine December 26, 2011
Get the Occam's Safety Guard mug.by Billygraen January 3, 2019
Get the you think your safe in england mug.When a 10/10 female offers the act of intercourse but not love coffee or conversation, and the male subsequently rejects this advance in lieu of talking to another female about animals or coffee grinds
“She begged you for sex? Surely you gave her the slabbcock?!” “Absolutely not, there was no conversation love or hope of a relationship in sight, I had no option but to pull a big saff on her!”
by SharkyPoos July 22, 2019
Get the A Big Saff mug.Saffron is a girl who is smart in many ways! She has trustworthy friends who share most of her interests. She has light hair which she cherishes. She loves her family and would do anything for the people she loves, she’s not the romantic type but she falls in love easily. She finds it easy enough to let go of past friendships but deep down it hurts her. If you ever get the chance to meet a Saffron, don’t let her go!
by Little monster December 2, 2018
Get the Saffron mug.To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.
Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
by Pan Blanco October 9, 2008
Get the Safe Text mug.User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!
by xxdeathx January 7, 2013
Get the safely remove hardware mug.