slumpkin

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

what's taking him so long in the bathroom? a slumpkin perhaps.

by highfive March 7, 2008

stumpskank

A skank with a stump limb.

Heather Mills is a stumpskank.

by Hector Remarkable October 1, 2008

Stumping

The act of saying yes to something, then changing your mind. Usually used for plans or a date.

Also used in the -ed form

Person 1: Omg I can't believe ... asked you out
Person 2: yeah but I'm planning on Stumping him.

Person 1: did you hear about ... being asked to homecoming?
Person 2: oh yeah I heard ... did it

Person 1: honestly I think he's just gonna get Stumped.

by YabingYang October 22, 2016

scumple

a dumb person who is worst then scum because they are a scummy apple

"that cody is a scumple!"
"a what??"
" A SCUMMY APPLE!"

by laura warn June 13, 2008

Shumpy

A sweatshirt which lacks a hood. (non zip up)

She looked disgusting while wearing that old shumpy.

by Shumpy876345 September 25, 2009

Scump

Another word for a spud or someone who’s an absolute knob and doesn’t know what they’re doing

Oh Cian , your such a scump why did you shoot my dog

by David beardsworth August 29, 2019

Suburban Slump

When you live in the suburbs of a big city in your early to late 20's post college, and become accustomed to the slower-pace, peaceful-family life of the suburbs.

One in a Suburban Slump usually becomes lame and starts thinking of City bars & clubs as a hassle to go to or and would rather just watch a movie or play Monopoly on a Friday night instead.

Andrew used to love partying in college, but now after he moved to Chicago suburbs, hes in a Suburban Slump and hates going out

by NYChiLA December 15, 2011