A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

The Smart Internet Suite (SIS) is the best of bread applications that work together to create the most productive knowledge, collaboration and personal productivity tools available on the Internet. Usually based on Web 2.0 applications.
by Robert Burwood August 4, 2007

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

The period of time after masturbating in witch a man will get depressed or thinks about higher consepts.
by Datboiwitdaphone August 16, 2020

mental pain or suffering.
by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.
*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.
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*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.
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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?
Kyle: Michael Smart
Kyle: Michael Smart
by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."
by Candleends March 29, 2019
