A lewd sex act between a male and their partner (male or female), in which the partner takes a small, semi-spherical and semi-rigid poop onto the head of the male's penis. The partner then uses one or two fingers to push down on the tip of said penis super fast, being sure to pull their hand away in hopes that the slingshot-like upward bounceback of the penis will fling the feces into his mouth.
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
(Successful dismount of doo-doo depends on practice; length, rigidity, and elasticity of penis; and the consistency, size, and moistness of feces.)
As punishment, my father would make me perform the Russian Divingboard on him in front of my 32 sister-wives.
by Clit Lint July 4, 2016
Get the Russian Divingboardmug. by Frank55666677777 October 13, 2017
Get the Russian supermanmug. When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate
Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy
by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016
Get the russian willymug. Butthole with hemorrhoids.
by Sue Doughnim June 24, 2021
Get the Russian Buttonmug. by Billings722 October 2, 2016
Get the Kickball with Russiansmug. Someone who rides grrizly Bears instead of cars and owns 100 Ak 47s. Someone who is a beast and drinks vodka instead of water.
by Burt pimpin January 20, 2015
Get the hardcore russianmug. by procersapientiae April 15, 2021
Get the Russian weightmug.