3 day rule

a clause in the bro code that actually consists of many subdivisions, as seen below.

For a girl that is a
9-10-you must wait 4 days before calling them.
8-9 - 3-4 days
7-8 - 3 days(most girls fall into this category hence the name)
6-7 - 2 days
5-6 - 1 day(if you call at all)
5 and below - no call at all. period.

broski: YO! i met this totally hot chick at the bar!
broseph: how hot?
broski: like a 8.5?
broseph: thats 4 days man, honnor the code.
broski: i was gonna say 3, but i guess 4 would make her feel special.
broseph: thats the intent of the 3 day rule man.

by cmxx05 January 13, 2010

Right Earring Rule

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side

Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 23, 2011

Rule 2401

It is physically impossible for a motorbike to be cool once it has obtained trunk space

JOE: Check it out BOB! I just got side Carriers for my motorcycle
BOB: Rule 2401
JOE: But--
BOB: THE INTERNET HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

by TomSamos July 7, 2009

RULE OF 123

IF YOU'RE A STRAIGHT MAN:
1)Out and about with one woman...RESPECT.

2)Out and about with two women...MUCH RESPECT.
(Quick note:This scenario was more likely to happen
in days gone by.(the 70's)Nowadays...to have two
women out for fun...then back to the pad for more
fun...is exceedingly rare.Unless they're "proffessionals".
Which by the way is not a bad thing in itself.

3)Out and about with three women...YOU'RE FEMME GAY.
Nothing wrong with that...but if you're not...one can
assume the worst case scenario...that you are deemed
SAFE and NON-THREATENING.

GUY 1:"Hey..check out that guy over there walking into the Victoria's Secret with those three hotties."

Guy 2:"No love.He's at the ass end of the the RULE OF 123.

by L.MARTIN October 3, 2005

Rule 22

Though numbers pertaining to rules are completely and utterly random some numbers are recognized associated with one rule.

Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.

Person A: Let's say that Rule 34 is 'Trollers always win'

Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'

by Iwilakila October 12, 2008

Rupert

British Army slang for an Officer, but particularly an Officer that is upper-middle class or above, and has a total lack of skill or common-sense.

What!?! Leiutenent Grundy got his platoon lost again!?! Typical bloody Rupert...

by Savage Henry June 10, 2005

rule34

There is porn of it, no exceptions. It is an internet based "rule" derived from a set of generalizations about things you will find on the internet, this one basically referring to how no movie, show, books, or especially children's cartoon is safe from having porn drawn of its characters. It is usually accompanied by people who claim viewing it has "raped their childhoods."
If there is no porn of it, which is of course impossible, it invokes rule35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made.

Guy 1: There is no porn of The Lion King. It's a child's cartoon!

Guy 2: Have some rule34. *shows porn*

Guy 1: Nooo, my childhood! *cry*

by Durking July 6, 2008