Freaky Rob

a very horny cal poly slo student

a man whose rob really needs some freaking, he may it out this weekend at the freakfest (his room) at 4am

“Hey it’s freaky rob!”
“Freaky rob will be gone tonight”

by gyatrizzlersigmah May 9, 2024

Robbed the Grave

"cheating death" by not actually dying when one should.

he laid in his hospital bed half dead, all the doctors said that he wouldn't make it, but by believing in desire backed by absolute faith, it has robbed the grave of being a victim of death.

by darkf0rm November 6, 2021

Rob

Rob. A Rob is usually a short fat bald headed man! Who happens to to cause alot of drama. A man who usually cries alot like a woman.

I am short and fat. I am a rob

by Flapjacks69 January 3, 2020

Mussian Rob

Literally just cut the guys dick off.

My wife caught me cheating and gave me a Mussian Rob last night.

by Erector Collector March 26, 2022

T-Rob

T-Rob is a good looking, caring, sensitive, and funny guy. He's fun to be around, he's most likely taller than all of his friends, and he's a fucking god at pulling women. His name probably came from his family or his heritage (his government name's usually Robert). Also, he has a fat, massive cock.

Girl 1: "Woah, who's that hot tall guy in the corner?"

Girl 2: "Oh, that's T-Rob. He's so hot."

Girl 1: "How tall is he?"

Girl 2: "He's 6'1."

Girl 1: "I just came."

by goobersfavmale November 28, 2021

Rob

Rob is a boy known for his extremely potent sexual powers. If you can let a girl’s pussy squirt within 10 seconds, you deserve the name Rob.

He found Mascha’s G-spot in a second; he’s such a Rob!

by Allknowning Master May 23, 2018

Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.

Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.

by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020