Emotionally Retarded

To have a serious or traumatic experience in your love life or just relationship that makes you confused on what you feel is right.

Damn, I've been in love with becca for over 3 years and she just betrayed me. I don't know what to do, I think I'm emotionally retarded.

by OrgasmicLarry September 1, 2016

e-retarded

Any word, person, place or thing that exhibits the quality of being retarded in a digital environment. Note that this includes anything prepending letters to words that don't belong there, e.g. e-tact.

Bob thought that all of these new-fangled and completely unnecessary words were just a little bit e-retarded.

by clandestine March 25, 2005

life-retarded

when somebody hasn't the common knowledge or experience needed to get through a day without asking for help.

life-retard: how do you cook beans?
friend: you're life-retarded.

by christopherwordgenius August 17, 2011

profoundly retarded

A person who, if examined, would not be considered mentally handicapped, but due to the nature of his actions and decisions one would assume he has mental deficiencies.

Me: I saw Luscious walking up to random people telling them they smell like hot garbage.

Friend: Leave him be man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard April 18, 2018

youtube retarded

Someone who has no idea how to use youtube

Bianca is soooo Youtube retarded. She had no idea how to find the video of a dancing dog.

by TechnicolorfulLife April 5, 2008

let's get retarded

wasted
doing something totally out of the blue
funkee sex

by Brit williams November 4, 2003

robo-retarded

when someone/something is so retarded you have to put a completely unneeded suffix before it

angry mother: Jimmy! Go put your toys away!
Jimmy: God mom! Why are you so robo-retarded

by Mr. Google McYahoo April 27, 2008