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Retail management

A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.
I used to fell things before I started retail management
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Retard

The person that is looking this up
"You're a dang retard dude"
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Retadism

The condition of being so god damn stupid that you've passed the point of Retardism and we have to drop a whole R just to show the significance of it.
Guy 1: "Did he seriously think it would take 10 Mexicans to screw in a lightbulb?
Guy 2: "I don't think I've ever seen this level of Retadism."
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Retard

Someone who steals your fucking hot pocket without asking permission
don't take my hot pocket again or ill smash your cock over a door hinge, retard.
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Retard

Guy 1 : yo wanna play some destiny

Guy 2 : No! What are you a retard?
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Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.
John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.
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