Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.
Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
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Randy the candy is when a guy named randy walks up to you and pulls down your pants and shows a lollipop up your ass
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Get the Randy mug.The act of placing underdog bets between the hours of midnight-3 am. Usually because your kid woke you up, but also because value never sleeps.
Randy- I Randy’d at least 4 slips last night. All are now .85x or lower even!
Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅
Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.
Randy- Value secured. ✅
Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅
Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.
Randy- Value secured. ✅
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Damn he’s sped he must be a Rardguard… You just earned yourself a ride on the short bus nice job Rardguard
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-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"
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