Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

pussingo

Same thing as Pussy, basically.

Jer: Mike, you're such a pussingo!

by Headshot May 24, 2005

Pushing P

Oh stop the nonsense now, here's the real deal: It can mean multiple things in the context being used. Like; pushing P*ssy (pimping), pushing (selling) Pills, Pounds, Powder, etc.. Pushing Paper (money)..Linktr.ee/KINGXCIV

"That man has a lot of women, he Pushin' P"
"That man got them PERCS, You know He Pushin' P"
"That man stay counting money, he pushing P" tik.kingxciv.tok

by KINGXCIV February 11, 2022

Tooth-Pasting

(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.

"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"

"I just went Tooth-pasting!"

by ConcernedParent October 17, 2012

stop posting about baller

stop posting about baller! Im tired of seeing it. My friends on tiktok be like: BALLER well i forgot the rest of the lyrics

stop posting about baller im tired of seeing it!!!111!!111!

by MatMannn_ November 9, 2022

putting through the rough

The act of forcibly inserting a nine iron into your lover's rectum and extracting fecal matter and blood. Much like a golf course, you know it's time to move onto the next hole when you get to the green stuff at the end.

Yeah man, I was putting through the rough last night. Let's just say that Tiger Woods isn't the only man Scarlet admires for their skills with a nine iron anymore.

by Niggslayer December 3, 2006

Putting on the Ritz

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.

Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.

by Kory Cinder June 30, 2009