Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.
"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!
by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011
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pork roll

Sausage-like meat product. Known as HEAD CHEESE in the South
Fry my up a slice of that pork roll.
by Johhnyjersey December 15, 2008
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A phrase meant to describe the sexual actions of a gay male who is usually on the recieving end of his partner.
Alex didn't want to come to the Foxy Lady??? What is he, dragging pork up the back stairs?!?!?!?
by dasword November 10, 2006
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.
I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.
by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010
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what the moo shoo pork?

the phrase i like to exclaim very loud in public over "what the fuck?"
"yo i said orange chicken! what the moo shoo pork? is this?!"
by jon the jew January 1, 2009
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Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"
by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2021
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When someone is telling you something & you know the answer & they know the answer - used as sarcasm-like duh everybody knows that for someone who is a know it all or when someone asks a stupid question
My dad would say this when you asked a stupid question - a car won"t run without gas- yeah & all the meat around a pigs ass is pork
by Kitzie kidder June 17, 2017
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