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Poke Humor

Cracking a joke by poking at someone. Lack of humor cus all you do is roast
Yo quit the poke humor it’s rude
by rakattakc April 10, 2021
mugGet the Poke Humormug.

Poke

I'm bout to poke on Shaq.
by Cap Peeler January 29, 2021
mugGet the Pokemug.

Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.
Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “
by Ab0minable May 18, 2025
mugGet the Puss Pokemug.

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.
"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."
by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011
mugGet the crack pokedmug.

poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...
Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway
by deliah May 2, 2008
mugGet the poke on the wrong sidemug.

POKE-NUT

the act of nutting or climaxing into a poke bowl and your partner eating it
nice poke bowl, id bet it would be better if i nut in it first and made it a poke-nut
by Totoro23 April 5, 2025
mugGet the POKE-NUTmug.

Side Poke

To violently strike or attack an individual when they’re not looking. Similar to a sucker punch.
Person 1 : “I heard ur cuzzin Marlin got beat up last night at that bonfire?”

Person 2 : “Nah bro Marlin got side poked by a couple of da boys, hey. They hit ‘em wit a 3 piece bro.”

Person 1 : “For real hey?”

Person 2 : “Yeah bro, one second your wit ur cuzzins havin a good time, next thing ya know you’re gettin side poked wit da tree piece. He was lickin boots hey.”
by anonymous April 21, 2023
mugGet the Side Pokemug.

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