Jay-Peterman

The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory

The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.

by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021

Kawuma Peter Calvin

He is a Ugandan businessman working in the gold mines in Mubende a golden district in Uganda

My name is Kawuma Peter Calvin

by Machala Estates November 27, 2021

Putrid Peter

When you pour tomato juice down your dick hole and having ravage sex with a middle aged dude named Peter on a ferris wheel with out his knowledge as he starts quenching his butthole

I gave this guy at the fair the most revengeful putrid Peter

by Real slang234 September 23, 2022

taylor and peter

cutest couple in the universe, they go together too well, bith very cool and lit.

that couple is so cute they look like a taylor and peter

by brianislitt July 19, 2016

Dr. Peter Venkman

Character portrayed by Bill Murray in the films Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989).

Dr. Peter Venkman; Ghostbuster.

by Larz Ullrick October 21, 2010

Premature Peter

--Premature: happening, arriving, existing, or performed before the proper, usual, or intended time.
--"Peter": Penis.

--A "Boy" that cums before the "proper, usual, or intended time."

See also: Premature Ejaculation

Scenario: an older woman is about to have sex with an unexperience younger male, let's just say it lasts no longer than the time it takes you to read this.

(Start)

Older Experienced Female: You sure?
Younger Unexperienced Boy: Uhh.... (moans and groans)
Older Experienced Female: I see we have ourselves a "Premature Peter."
Younger Unexperienced Boy: {stupid facial expression)

(End of Scene)

by Lusty Kitti February 4, 2006

Peter

Nice most of the time. Intelligent, sexy, sweet. Sometimes an asshole. Doesn;t take break-ups well. Dirty, Hilarious, perfect ladies man. Once you get him, You don't want to let go.

Person #1: You should break up w/ ur boyfriends
Person #2: why? He's such a Peter <3
Person #1: True...

by GODIEINAHOLE May 12, 2014