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Pizza Rolls

For many centuries man has searched the snack of the gods. One day pizaro prayed for the snack and God sent it down. Pizaro named it Pizza rolls because of it's thick luxorius bread and sweet savory tomato sauce and it looked like his balls. Pizaro wanted to share it with the world so he gave it to tostinos to create the magnificent treat. Today tostinos makes them 24/7 and 90 people were fired stealing rolls.
Every day I wake up to the sweet sound of pizza rolls in my ass
by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 2, 2016
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Flipping The Pizza

When a man takes his erection and tucks it between his legs and inserts it into his own anus.
Keith walked in on John as he was flipping the pizza.
by keithwalmart January 24, 2011
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pizza lips

A big fat pussy that looks like a large slice of pizza folded in half, in which the inner portion resembles flapping pepperoni and sauce at the begining stages of coagulation.
Don't tap that shit, she's got pizza lips.
by R & R Ferguson December 3, 2007
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Celeste Pizza

An amazing instructional video in which a young man engages in fornicating actions with a microwavable pizza. Hence, the brand, Celest Pizza.
" This shit feels like the real thing " , " Fuck a Pizza! "
" yay! Celeste Pizza "
by B-rad from BU February 7, 2007
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Domino's Pizza

A place where coupons are not needed and munchie food is amazing
What kinda specials you got? You got that 5 for 5....5,5,5...3 for 5, them 5 dolla pizzas. I got a coupon for free cheese bread wit my order. You got wings right? This is the Domino's Pizza tradition!
by Always_hood July 18, 2011
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Pizza Hut

The most disgusting pizza on earth. The sauce is flavorless (if there's actually any at all). All that can be tasted is the funny-tasting cheese. The bread is drenched in grease. Quite frankly, the pizza rather expensive for the crappy taste.
Guy that eats anything: I ordered delivery.
Dude: What is it?
Guy that eats anything: Pizza Hut.
Dude: Blech, gross.
by frosm April 16, 2006
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pizza boy

This is a person who's face is coverd in nasty zits and other unknown objects.
Ryan R: Dude, you are a pizza boy.
Jon H: wow, that is mean.
by roettger May 28, 2006
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