cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

pallet person

A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.

Look at that pallet person snacking on that box of donuts.

Lawnie G Nome #M$D

by Lawnie G Nome April 9, 2020

Nice Person

Mae:)

Man, Mae is such a nice person:)

by buttercupm October 3, 2020

Asshole personality

An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason

An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous

An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions

An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse

"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"

"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"

by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020

heart person

A person who understands your heart and life's ways inside and out. Someone (male or female. Friend or family) who completes you and whom you are absolutely closest with. Can be more than one person. These are the people you would kill for. If you have a heart person in your life, you are truly blessed and the happiest person alive. These individuals fulfill your heart and life. Life won't be the same without them. They become your hearts chosen family.

'My best friend Sarah is my Heart person as we grew up together and know each other inside and out. Can't imagine my life without her.'

'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'

by HeartsPerson November 28, 2020

PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE

💗TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI 💗

Dani: IS THAT THE PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE OVER THERE!!!!!
Friend: YES ITS TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI!!!!!!

by Lolxdlolxd March 15, 2021

Blur Person

A teenager who appeared on George Not Found's stream with Wilbur Soot. Blur Person was wearing a merch of the popular band "Blur" with the milk carton from their song "Blur: Coffee & TV" at the time and therefore reffered was to as "Blur Person."

Did you see Blur Person on George's stream yesterday?

by Red837 June 2, 2021