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Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
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phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
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phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car
My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.
by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013
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Phantom Superiority Syndrome

When a co-worker, who isn’t your boss, try’s to act like your boss.
This new person is something else, they’ve only been here a couple weeks and they’re telling me I’m doing my job wrong! They have Phantom Superiority Syndrome baaaaaaad yo!
by Sheldon Waverly January 12, 2023
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The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"
by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023
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Unreal Phantom

Unreal Phantom is the HIT YouTuber who records buses on the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission). He is well known for his TTC Bus Compilations and his Scarborough RT Videos.
Oh my gosh! Connor look its Unreal Phantom recording a ICTS vehicle!!
by FortniteGamer3002 November 12, 2023
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Phantom System

A rip-off of the NES console from Brazil that was popular in its home country.
Man, people from places other than Brazil have never heard of Phantom System.
by BiggestPizzaInTheWorld January 11, 2024
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