When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017
Get the Phantom Shitmug. Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.
It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart
It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart
by Aidanevansyt May 16, 2022
Get the Phantom Fartmug. So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha
by Misscriant October 31, 2020
Get the Phantom Scanningmug. Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.
by Exposed brain May 30, 2021
Get the phantom jakemug. Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.
I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.
by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019
Get the Phantom Strainmug. When you plug your charger into your phone, only to realize later that you never actually plugged the charger into an outlet.
by boi_in_a_band October 30, 2019
Get the Phantom Chargemug. by Banquet meals April 23, 2021
Get the Phantom pissmug.