The sensual kiss, that you crave, followed by a hug all while being pet very inappropriately; sexy petting and hugs.
*something sad occurs* Baby I need huggy pets pleaseeeee!!
*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.
*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.
by Fordyum April 25, 2021

Pet videos are the highest level of art it the entire multiverse! They are videos of a pet, they are stress relieving videos after a hard day at work, school, or anything tough.
by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022

A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.
by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.
by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017

A euphemism for masturbation.
Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."
As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.
Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."
As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.
by Hey old man! April 7, 2011

A pampered pet is some one that’s in a relationship and don’t do anything to help or support. Just there as an added expense with no way to contribute.
by Dilligaf82801 June 24, 2024

(noun) Someone who is such an avid gamer, particularly in network games or MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games) - such a typical game might be "World of Warcraft".
The term specifically refers to the act of such a gamer keeping a PET Bottle within arm's reach of his gaming computer for use to relieve himself (although it is possible that this game might be a female, the limitations of anatomy might make the matter much more complicated for her than simply running to the bathroom).
Such a person is often a very accomplished gamer, having spent thousands of hours grinding levels to get only the best equipment in his electronic, virtual universe.
However, most people who have jobs and other normal, day-to-day responsibilities will look upon the PET Bottler as a game addict at best, and a complete loser at worst.
The term specifically refers to the act of such a gamer keeping a PET Bottle within arm's reach of his gaming computer for use to relieve himself (although it is possible that this game might be a female, the limitations of anatomy might make the matter much more complicated for her than simply running to the bathroom).
Such a person is often a very accomplished gamer, having spent thousands of hours grinding levels to get only the best equipment in his electronic, virtual universe.
However, most people who have jobs and other normal, day-to-day responsibilities will look upon the PET Bottler as a game addict at best, and a complete loser at worst.
Mike is such a PET Bottler - he spent all of last weekend leveling and then camping The UberBunny of Doom to get the Carrot of Un-Ending Game Subscription Fees.
by HeatDeath March 6, 2010
