Parker

Parkers are usually friendly on the outside and act cool around new people, but as you get to know them they start to show how much of an ass they can be. Parkers can be a very toxic partner, or a really nice one, but its more often than not that they arent good.

"Oh my gosh, is your bf actually a PARKER???!?!?!?"
"Bless your hearyt!""

by TheOneTrueKingUnderTheMountain October 13, 2022

Parker

the definition of overcompensation. and who gets mad over small things and can be a prick cause he is rich.

Hey that kid Parker he is rich.

by angry rich bitch January 1, 2020

Parker

sucks at hockey and rages a lot

Person 1: You suck at hockey
Parker: *Kicks Shins Breaks Leg*

by SUCKSATHOCKEY November 12, 2019

Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..

"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"

by goodbøy October 13, 2020

Pulling a Parker

To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.

Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!

by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021

Parker

A very cool guy

Peter parker; spiderman

Parker is a peter

by Kitoru June 10, 2022

Parker

From personal experience, a Parker is a cute guy with striking icy blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, athletic, humorous, he also listens to other people's problems, he is considerate, he is a great friend, easy to develop a crush on him, has great sarcasm, wears hoodies, and he's pretty chill. Sometimes he can be pretty humorous. When you look at him, you become a tomato. He can be weird, but it's cool with people like me.

Parker: Tells Me Stupid Joke

Me: Laughing and Blushing
Parker:Proceeds

Me in head: These are some stupid jokes, but I like them
Parker: Smiles

Me in head: That smile is SO PURE, I LOVE IT!

by That's_fucking_cliché April 27, 2019