Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

parental provinces

Massachusetts ("MA") and Pennsylvania ("PA").

Now dat we have da parental provinces identified, all we gotta do now is find a state dat has an abbreviation like a short word for a child, like "SON" or "BOY" or "GIRL" or "BABY".

by QuacksO July 5, 2023

clarence parents

deriving from the 2002 film 8 mile, Clarence Parents describes a person who acts like they’re from the hood or a bad life, but actually had a good upbringing.

Dennis is no gangster. He went to a private school in Irvine. Bro has clarence parents.

by belikemike_23 May 4, 2024

Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.

I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged

by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021

Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.

"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."

by flashwildecard September 9, 2014

Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40

"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Parents

1. Oppressing individuals who enforce perfection via the whip and control your life this way too.

2. School-enforcing monsters who come in pairs and together relieve the resisting of any joy.

My parents destroyed my life!

by SuperBoom July 27, 2020