The act of getting 0 headshots in a multiplayer match with BR starts. The name was coined after AlkalineProdigy; a Bungie, Halo 3, and all things Xbox, uber-fanboy, went 9-10 during Team BRs on Foundry in Social Team DLC. The fact that he was given a BR, 5 minutes, and a small map, obviously means nothing, because even his oh-so-coveted recon armor could not help him to get even 1 headshot.
Link to game: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=932969512&player=AlkalineProdigy
Link to game: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=932969512&player=AlkalineProdigy
It's sad to think anyone could get 0 headshots with BR starts. AlkalineProdigy is the only one who could do this, that is why it is called the Alkaline Perfect.
by yabanjin25 January 21, 2009
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by Egg uhh December 24, 2020
Get the Dude Perfect mug.So there is the 5% of prefects, and of course the 95% of prefects.
5%: The normal good ppl including my best fren, but teachers are obviously still inclined to like them.
95%:
Bitches and sluts who wanna suck the cher's ass. They literally don't have their own opinions and are practically programmed by chers to be jailers and arrest all rule-breakers, minor or major. Many of them are in fact back stabbers and wannabes. They gather in large groups, and pretend to be loud and popular and funny. Other poor bitches who wanna be popular will try to join them. Most are idiots who the teacher likes because of the sash they wear, and as such they think that they are superior and in control like big bosses.
5%: The normal good ppl including my best fren, but teachers are obviously still inclined to like them.
95%:
Bitches and sluts who wanna suck the cher's ass. They literally don't have their own opinions and are practically programmed by chers to be jailers and arrest all rule-breakers, minor or major. Many of them are in fact back stabbers and wannabes. They gather in large groups, and pretend to be loud and popular and funny. Other poor bitches who wanna be popular will try to join them. Most are idiots who the teacher likes because of the sash they wear, and as such they think that they are superior and in control like big bosses.
Me: *Harmlessly eating while using my phone in the canteen after school to contact my parents
Bitchy prefects: *Looks up from her phone and sees me (Shouting for everyone to hear) No using phone in canteen No using phone in canteen
Me: U were oso using your phone but wudeva I will move two metres to the meeting point (Only place where u r allowed to use phone)
Bitch: No eating in meeting point No eating in meeting point
Me: Wtf the chers dont even care about that rule liao stop talking shit lah your mouth isnt your ass
Later
Me and my friends: Mrs Low is so slutty right yeah
Bitch: HIIII IKRRRRRRR
Me: Sorry but we are having a private conversation here
Bitch: What why I cannot join?! I'm telling Mrs Low that you said a vulgarity about her behind her back Me: Dude u r oso always ostracizing everyone
Bitch: *throws scrunchie sksksksksk
At night
Bitch: Hi uwu
Cunts who wanna be popular: AWWW THAT IS SUCHHHHH A CUTEEEEE FACEEEEEE UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU
Bitch: IKR UWU
All of them: Starts spamming chat with 'uwu'
Me: Wtf is wrong with u guys r u gay or wth r u trying to do
Hang a note around your neck if u r gonna send that trash
Bitchy prefects: *Looks up from her phone and sees me (Shouting for everyone to hear) No using phone in canteen No using phone in canteen
Me: U were oso using your phone but wudeva I will move two metres to the meeting point (Only place where u r allowed to use phone)
Bitch: No eating in meeting point No eating in meeting point
Me: Wtf the chers dont even care about that rule liao stop talking shit lah your mouth isnt your ass
Later
Me and my friends: Mrs Low is so slutty right yeah
Bitch: HIIII IKRRRRRRR
Me: Sorry but we are having a private conversation here
Bitch: What why I cannot join?! I'm telling Mrs Low that you said a vulgarity about her behind her back Me: Dude u r oso always ostracizing everyone
Bitch: *throws scrunchie sksksksksk
At night
Bitch: Hi uwu
Cunts who wanna be popular: AWWW THAT IS SUCHHHHH A CUTEEEEE FACEEEEEE UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU
Bitch: IKR UWU
All of them: Starts spamming chat with 'uwu'
Me: Wtf is wrong with u guys r u gay or wth r u trying to do
Hang a note around your neck if u r gonna send that trash
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Get the Prefects mug.This pizza is like a puma giving birth in my mouth with a side of a burst of unicorns in my stomach. Perfectitude is short for all of this.
by Kryss Smith December 28, 2009
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by Thatcluelessdude November 1, 2017
Get the Perfect Woman mug.n. The act of a player getting 0 kills in a Halo 3 multiplayer objective match, but the player played the match like a slayer match. The name was coined after Rage, a very skilled and die-hard Halo 3 player, went 0-6-11 during Multi Flag CTF on Isolation in Social Skirmish. The catch is that Rage plays every game like it’s a slayer game. For the first half of the CTF game, he played it like slayer and was still unable to obtain at least one kill.
Link to game (Rage was playing under the gamertag Jazz MaIang):
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=814238887&player=gtzags
Link to game (Rage was playing under the gamertag Jazz MaIang):
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=814238887&player=gtzags
by yabanjin25 December 31, 2008
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