Yoga Pants 

What god created on the 8th day.

"and on the 8th day god created yoga pants"

Yoga Pants by TakeEmALL October 23, 2011

M.C. Pee Pants 

Award Winning HipHop/Rap Artist.
Wrote the hit single "I want Candy"

I want Candy, Bubble Gum and Taffy..

M.C. Pee Pants by Kyle Fuentes April 4, 2005

jizz in my pants 

The act of ejaculating in one's trousers. It is implied that this expression is used when it takes very little to arouse someone to the point of climax.

The term was first coined and used as the refrain and title of a song created by The Lonely Island and premiering on Saturday Night Live as a digital short.

1: I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

2: When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

3:I looked up a definition in the Urban Dictionary and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

jizz in my pants by Tamek December 17, 2008

jizz in my pants 

What happens to me because I'm a virgin.

Guy 1: Hey man did you just jizz in your pants?

Guy 2: Yeah, it happened when that girl grazed my jacket with hers. I shot a load off.

Guy 1: Damn, that's weak!

Guy 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a virgin.

Jizz in my pants

jizz in my pants by 123_Fake_Street January 13, 2009

Internet Pants 

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.

Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.

Internet Pants by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010

No Pants 

A really great girl with great legs that doesn't wear pants - ever. She doesn't wear them because she finds them uncomfortable. Some people don't wear pants because it's easier to get laid, but a real No Pants doesn't wear pants because it's what feels right. A real No Pants is a funny, quirky girl. They're unique and hard to find.

That girl is the farthest thing from a slut. She's just No Pants.

No Pants by TheRealDealDude July 11, 2010

birthday pants 

an expression used to describe outrageous colored or styled pants; often in bad taste

"wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"

birthday pants by j-liddicoat January 19, 2009