Jizz in my pants

A funny song for SNL that is about ejaculating prematurely.

Last night I saw a film, as I recall it was a horror film, Went outside and it began to rain, checked my phone and saw that it rang and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by A DUDE13545 March 31, 2009

Pee my pants

Urinating in your own pants.

Dude, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

crap pants

to lose control of your bowels and fill your pants up with shit. Or a name of a certain pinnacle c.c. pro.

Brian: Dude you fuckin stink, you got crap pants?
Tom: No, that fuckin pro shit himself again.

by da p September 25, 2005

pantsed

When one has their pants pulled down, but not their underwear. Only the pants come down.

We stared in amazement as Ryan got pantsed! We all got to see his tighty-whities!

by super hot Sarah May 19, 2010

puta pants

Jeans worn by girls which lack back pockets.

"Look at that sick bitch! She's wearing puta pants!"

by BORAT BORAT May 2, 2007

cardboard pants

when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.

hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?

by mrizack August 2, 2010

emo pants

A style of jeans usually worn by emo boys. They are skin tight, occasionally distressed, and found in the girls departemnt of most stores. Worn with converse all stars, black and white specs, and a black tshirt, they complete the classic emo look.

Emoguy 1: Check out my new jeans!
Emoguy 2: Dude, those are the best emo pants.
Emoguy 1: yEah, I saw Taking Back Sunday with 'em on.
Emogirlfriend: Hey, are those my pants?!

by Hannah E. August 14, 2006