Everytime you post something online, they're onto it, replying immediately, private or public. Funny, or not so; relevant, or squeamish, they're onto it. Don't engage, they can't stop.
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Me: I can't post/reply without, bang! Such a sniper.
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Stanley: "I agree. Max's online glazing is almost some type of fetish."
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