The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor

That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby

by JPSnC February 22, 2021

Floor Sausage

A sausage on the floor

there is a sausage on the floor. It's a floor sausage

by TallestYagebu July 20, 2025

Put that straw to the floor

When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.

Sexton you cunt ‘put that straw to the floor’
(Sexton) Proceeds to finish drink

by MgC1638383 April 18, 2025

Floor Goblin

Someone who lies or sits on the floor with disregard for chairs, couches, and the social expectations of their peers.

Person 1: Why are you lying there on the floor?
Person 2: I'm just being a floor goblin

by ezfe December 28, 2023

Boxie on the floor

A phrase commonly used on playgrounds by school children to describe dioramas made from shoe boxes.

Child #1: BOXIE ON THE FLOOR, BOXIE ON THE FLOOR!
Child #2: That's my project, my dad made it for me last night.

by Boxie Man Man October 19, 2009

Fucked up from the floor up

One way shape or form either alcohol or any sort of drug. Yeeeahhhhh!!!! Has you fucked up from floor up. I mean it’s awesome.

Did you just come from a party because YOU LOOKED FUCKED UP FROM THE FLOOR UP?? drank or smoked way to much.
Party on

by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022