Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Chains

it’s not a good thing if you cough them up😂

bro did you you just cough out chains?
yeah is that bad?

hell yeah that’s bad

by Sux_myguy1 October 31, 2019

matt chains

matt chains is the fucking best. the most creative, wonderful, beautiful, unique, inspiring, intelligent, awesome, swagalicous person ever

i was just talking to matt chains and i almost fainted because of how fucking beautiful he is

by matt_chainzz October 9, 2025

chain jerker

You're a troll but cooler

"there's goes David jerking their chains again!"
"He's such a chain jerker"

by Knowledge the all knowing October 8, 2022

chain male

A chain of 3 or more males made by linking dicks to asses.

Stop by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight, we're making chain male and we need your dick and ass to complete the circle!

by FlyeorDie June 14, 2022

recursively-chained doohs

Defined as "Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes...", a recursive chain of doohs represents a repeated exclamation of stupidity, often indicating that something is awry.

Bleebum: Rory, in the context of recursively-chained doohs, what does dooh go?
Rory: Dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh's goes dooh.

by Extremityman August 26, 2025

video chaining

The act of watching one video after another from each newly created list of suggested videos.

I was video chaining for three hours on YouTube last night.

by borkul May 28, 2016