beat sex

The simple act of putting one's phone speaker, into one's vagina, playing dubstep (or glitch step your choice), at full volume and letting the vibrations please them.

"Dude! Have you heard? Emily had beat sex in the school's bath room?!"

by L3xis April 24, 2016

Beat the Liberal

To masturbate

Some Yellow Boi: I gonna beat the liberal in 8 hours, 16 minutes, 35 seconds, and 3 nanoseconds.
Liberal across the street: *Has a mental breakdown because using a ukulele is cultural appropriating the Hawaiian people*

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 2, 2019

beat street

A lame situation or place.

Those girls were beat street dude.

by Brad February 7, 2005

beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

finna beat

fixing to have sex with someone.

hey, you finna beat?

by charlie clendening October 31, 2007

Beat Over

When you beat your meat at somebody elses house

I had a beat over with louis

by k.heal69 January 18, 2017

Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

by P.S.F October 3, 2008