Suppposedly, a drug that takes several months to make, and lets you see everything as a cartoon. After just one dose, you OD, so you die. I have yet to find any proof of it's actual existence.
Woah, I took some cartoon oil, and now everything is a cartoon! Too bad I'm gonna die once it wears off...
by David Seymour September 24, 2006
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by Chuck X. Walker January 13, 2011
Get the Texas Oil Derrick mug.The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
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by Plokolo February 5, 2020
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Get the Dusty Oil Rig mug.The term Fracking for Oil refers to when a man inserts his flacid penis into a tight asshole of another man, and continues to get hard, pushing the tip further in without thrusting.
“Try not to hang out with Greg too much dude, he’s going to start fracking for oil with you soon if you keep this up”
by Lacktoesandtollerant February 13, 2018
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