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I'm not gay seat

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.
One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.
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not

A word made popular in the early 90's by the movie Wayne's World. You add "not" to the end of a sentence to make blatant the sarcasm in the sentence itself.
"What a totally amazing, excellent discovery... NOT!!!" -Wayne Campbell
by commonwealth1325 October 23, 2003
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pop not soda

A slogan. Most midwestern kids from the United States say pop, while most other people say soda, referring to carbonated drinks like coke, pepsi, and etc.

And they think the term pop is more correct than soda.

Hence.. "POP NOT SODA!"
person one: "Pass me a soda."

Midwestern kid: "Why do you want baking soda?"

person one: "Uh, a coke?"

Midwestern kid: "You mean a pop."

person one: "No, I don't want you to hit me, I want a freaking soda."

Midwestern kid: "It's pop not soda!!!"
by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005
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It's Not All Beer And Skittles

Not everything goes as well as it should.
Person 1: "Oh man! I just failed my midterms..."
Person 2: "Well, it's not all beer and skittles"
by Cortney K July 11, 2006
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not from tipperary

not one of us, not one of our people, of another kind, group, race, or nationality
"Anferny, Massimo, and Mordechai are not from Tipperary", exclaimed Patrick, Sean, Tommy, John, and Declan.
by John94965 September 21, 2008
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Not on a wednesday

A phrase used in the Aristocracy led by Lady Josephine, which refers to the awfulness of being mid-week. Often used as a phrase in which you express your dislike of anything mentioned, and how uncopeable it was.
Example: Girl 1: I just saw an orange woman with black hair wearing lime green.

Boy 2: Not on a wednesday!
by angelofporcelain December 17, 2007
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not-in-hand

1. A step Above Out-of-Hand
2. the hand has disappeared from perception due to the incredible distance between the thing and the hand trying to grasp it ...
this is the most not-in-hand thing I have seen in a long time.
by lgdvl73 September 6, 2009
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