Horny Cow

When you are getting a handjob and you fart and nut at the same time.

We were having a good time when suddenly he did the Horny Cow and ruined everything.

by Efhanwaltodn January 23, 2021

scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden

'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'

by Dave55555 April 14, 2014

Punch the Cow

Seize the day, take life by the horns. Alternatively, get it over with.

Jack: I don't know how to ask Jill to prom. I'm having internal conflict and I'm not sure if I should...
John: Punch the Cow! Just do it already.

by Bubblegum2304 January 22, 2015

wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.

Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*

by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020

cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017

Thirsty cow

1. Someone who likes to own, earn, save and gain a lot of money

Synonym: Gold digger, greedy, spoilt and Mr. Krabs

E.g. "you can't expect me to not work this week, I am a very thirsty cow"

by sallyhally October 26, 2017

get the cow

To succeed unexpectedly.

"get the cow" in a sentence:

"I can't believe Slobbermouth Steve managed to pull off a presentation.
Boy, he really got the cow!"

by shitbird105 May 8, 2021