A slang word used to refer to a condom. Usually refers to a condom which is a complete spoof or is ridiculously short. Can be found in cheap thrift stores around China and in your uncle's sock drawer.
Fuckboy 1: Hey bro, I pegged this girl I met in a bar last night in the ass. It was the most wonderful anal sex I've ever had.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
Fuckboy 2: Man, I got drunk and did the same to some random bitch off the street. It turns out, I got a banana hat instead of an actual working condom. Now she's fucking preganant.
Fuckboy 1: That's why you always go anal. No banana hats to worry about.
by GoingInDry August 14, 2019
Get the Banana Hatmug. by Jerome steven December 6, 2016
Get the Banana Stuffermug. A rarely used insult on female Robloxians who use the Straight Blond Hair; which looks mostly like a banana peel. Often and inexplicitly called "ramen-hair" because of the hair's design being used and combined with Ramen Bowl at an uncommon rate.
>unknown freebie girl walks in front of me.
>Girl (mostly has the hair): can you adopt me plsss
"no thanks, banana-hair."
>freebie girl cries at an inappropriate time while i slowly walk out of the nursery building;
>probably bumping into anyone right now because it's almost fucking full
>Girl (mostly has the hair): can you adopt me plsss
"no thanks, banana-hair."
>freebie girl cries at an inappropriate time while i slowly walk out of the nursery building;
>probably bumping into anyone right now because it's almost fucking full
by lemonfell January 29, 2018
Get the banana-hairmug. by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017
Get the Marmite Bananamug. by BeeTleet August 19, 2014
Get the banana danglemug. Code word for bj.
by All the pseudonyms are taken May 13, 2009
Get the Banana Jamboreemug. by Sir Warezz October 17, 2019
Get the Banana Snatchmug.