gay noodle

When some gay guy has a really long penis.
"Man, Richard has a gay noodle"

"Hey, wanna taste of my gay noodle?"
by reallegend27 February 15, 2017
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noodle nectar

curiously milky projectile. often sticky.
...she loves noodle nectar!
by Noodlehoss May 03, 2004
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noodle cupper

a semi homosexual redneck caucasion male. who normally works in the excavating business. and tends to wear tight work pants and extra smedium work shirts.
there goes that noodle cupper again spinning tires.
by Kevin Kenneth King July 31, 2008
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Limp Noodle

Just looking at her gives me a limp noodle, I'm talkin wind sock limp.
by Prof. Shnarzledorf November 17, 2010
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sex noodle

a sex noodle, often referred to as Bobbie, is very tasty, irresistible and goes well with sex muffins.

"lets fornicate" said the muffin to the noodle.
by Bobbie LOL January 27, 2007
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tossing the noodles

Mutual masturbation involving at least two, usually three or more men, done for either pleasure or orgasm. Typically done sitting or standing with each man involved stimulating at least one other man in the group, hence the plural "noodles". Similar to a circle jerk or other group masturbation, but with no one only masturbating them self, and all the parties being male.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? You two hook up?
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!
by Nantes January 18, 2009
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