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bro tits

Bro tits are similar to moobs, the result of overworked pecs.
Hey Carl, check out the bro tits on Jerry. He's totally been busting out those pec reps.
by jeromius September 15, 2010
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Sloppy Bros

When two bros poop into a bowl then double team a girl by dp'ing her ass, followed by dp'ing her mouth causing her to puke into the feces-filled bowl. The two bros then scoop up some of the puke/poop mixture and serve it to the girl between two hamburger buns. Of course she eats it don't worry.
"Hey man, that girl loved our Sloppy Bros last night."
"I know bro! She texted me today asking if we could give her some more tonight!"
by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015
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bro-douche

When a Bro, usually covered in tattoos with tight shirt, dickies shorts, and sometimes trucker hat, is labeled by actions or appearance as a douche. Can also be spotted by habit of drinking bud light or miller 64, and sometimes other lime infused girly beers.
anna looks dead, cindy looks like she drank 15 red bulls, and i just look like a bro-douche
by JoeyB1388 January 15, 2011
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Bro Spirit

The vital principle or animating force within living bros. It's the ambient brotherly attitude that lends towards high fives, smokin bowls, beer and touchdowns. Bro Spirit is a male on male non-gay level of affection and togetherness
As Andrew had explained before, His father's generation didn't possess the bro spirit that we see today amoungst young men.
by Tony Jefferson July 30, 2010
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Bro-ditch

When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.
"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"

"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"
by Teepoo July 13, 2007
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Bro Hater

A bro hater is commonly known as someone who is the opposite of FTB (For The Boys). Simply put, they are 'Against The Boys', or ATB. They consistently ditch their guys to further their own agenda, especially one involving pursuing (but never attaining) female genitilia.
Bro 1: "Hey, where's Tanner"
Bro 2: "Oh he's a bro hater, don't even bother dude"

or

Bro 1: "Yo, can you imagine being a bro hater like that Tanner kid?"
Bro 2: "No"
Bro 1: "Imagine though.."
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Bro-Over

A bro-over is experienced whenever you and your bros have a crazy late night, full of not-drinking, not-smoking, and not-having sex, because you are too sXe for that sort of thing.
Yo man, why you so tired?" "I'm suffering from a hardcore Bro-Over" "Oh, the booze got ya?""Dude, XstraightedgeX for life.
by punkguitarcovers May 30, 2010
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