Ninja Ass 

An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.

Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.

Ninja Ass by Finneh January 7, 2008

ninja linking 

Using a false address as the text mask for a hyperlink with the intention of keeping actual hyperlink secret until too late.

using VB code;

url=www.ratemypoo.comwww.coolbeans.com/url

the above code would display as "www.coolbeans.com" but once clicked, the "www.ratemypoo.com" link is opened.

ninja linking by Wawa February 21, 2003

Ninja Lime Green Peach

1. A peach, specifically lime green, that has ninja-like skills

2. May use kunai, shuriken, nun-chucks or other various ninja equipment

4. Ninja Lime Green Peach may be used as a nickname, stating one has skills like a peach

Ninja 1: You suck, you Ninja Peach!
Ninja 2: T__T

Ninja 1: You're such a ninja peach you dork.
Ninja 2: T__T

Ninja 1: Hey Ninja Lime Green Peach! Lets fight!
Ninja 2:.....T__T

Ninja Lime Green Peach by Ninja Peach March 1, 2008

Ninja Drunk  

When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.

It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.

Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.

I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.

Ninja Drunk by Sc Smith (zy3n) November 1, 2008

Ninja Girl 

-The Ninja girl AKA Kunoichi were women/girls that were trained in Ninjutsu(Art of stealth).
-Normally desguised as geisha's or villagers.
-Kunoichis usually desguis there weapons as Fans, Flute(blow gun), hair tie(poison needles),etc.
-Since their body stucture is diffrent from guy ninjas there training was diffrent meaning they had there own advantages.

Example:
-A kunoichi would hide there face and pretend to cry to draw the atention of the target. The target ussually comes closer to ask whats wrong then suddenly she takes out the hidden weapon and kills the target.

-A kunoichi will suddenly take her clothes of to make the target distracted,suprised ,horny then kill the target with a hidden weapon quikly.

-Ninja girls were effective in assasination because no one expects girls to be able to fight.

-Good at gathering info like battle plans when desguised as geisha

Ninja Girl by Shinobinojutsu November 13, 2011

Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

Ninja Turtle Toes by Dekkernator July 30, 2009

ninja turtle special 

when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.

i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special

ninja turtle special by ninja turtle special November 3, 2009