Mr. Music

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.

"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"

by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020

Mr. Roundmouth

Mr. Roundmouth is a slang term for your butthole.

Dang dude, I am never drinking that much again. Mr. Roundmouth was puking all morning and I couldn't get any sleep.

by Willy Wig January 11, 2012

Mr. Ebt

A rapper who shows his exploits getting food and possibly other stuff with an EBT food stamp card.

Mr. EBT was showing off his stuff on that Youtube video. Also featured on the Howie Carr show.

by IrishJack September 28, 2011

Mr Box

Some lard gargling, cheese drinking, ass smelling, blob looking, calorie thieving, maccas gorging, Non veggie eating, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, parked bus, salad dodging, butterball headass that cant go up the stairs right.

Guy 1 "Whos that stuggling on the stairs?"
Guy 2 "Its just Mr Box mate."
Guy 1"Ah, BOXY YOUR A FAT CUNT."

by Petrol Inhalor April 4, 2023

Mr Clit

Mr Clit knows how to acknowledge their children. Mr Clit makes their children feel safe and comforted. Mr Clit is the best parent.

Mr Clit embraced me instead of not remembering I'm their child! Best parent ever!
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.

by Fayra <3 May 12, 2023

mrs wiggy

Mrs Wiggys is a person we love and cherish. She is the president of Wigland. She snatches wigs with her pure eyesight and is the best physics and maths teacher that you can get. Only breathing in her pressence is a blessing for your lungs but watch out! You might get your wig snatched if you breath to loudly

Person 1: gurl we have math with mrs wiggys later
Person 2: oh dang it. I don't have my homework
Person 1: oh you gon' get yo wig snatched

by Cupcakkesuseddealdoe September 8, 2023

Mr. Milford

Basically a God called Cole a little bitch

Cloe you little bitch I am your ruler mr. Milford

by jjkk2006 October 25, 2019