Mormonicness

Extreme Conservative Moronicness

Sounds so melodic you can't hear the offensive undertone. Great to use for moron Mormons and other Normons.

Ex. His mormonicness made him feel astranged.

Ex. They spread mormonicness as if was butter on a dumb people sandwich.

by Tsjiele July 25, 2023

Mornong

When you wake up with a giant boner after having a sexy dream

Yawn... Honey look at my massive Mornong

by Studonym November 9, 2023

proxy-moron

-noun

1. a person not necessarily a moron but representing a moron through behavior, comments, or appearance.

2. a person not sired of a moronic gene pool but imitating said lineage.

I'm not a moron, I'm a proxy-moron

by Ajax the hack January 5, 2011

Demi-moron

A person of low intellect. The kind that watch reality TV shows, or like the band U2. A demi-moron, has a slightly higher intellect than your average moron, by about 2 extra brain cells. Word coined by radio presenter, Tommy Boyd in December 2004.

1.That demi-moron went to see U2 last night.2. The demi-morons, are out in force. 3. 50% of the population are demi-morons. 4. Bono is a demi-moron.

by Professor Attlee July 7, 2011

The Mormon Flop

The action of supporting an issue today, and being against it tomorrow. While being Mormon.

Mitt Romney performs The Mormon Flop every time his lips move.

by Liberty2012 November 5, 2011

The Mormon Effect

When you say something that you know will piss your woman off but you say it anyway.

Friend: why was she pissed off with you last night.
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !

by Roarbear May 29, 2018

Jack Mormon

A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.

Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.

by BigDude828 August 10, 2018