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Primate Mode

To engage in a type of laziness where only the most basic needs for survival are met, typically food, sleep, and sex. In humans, this behavior is most commonly observed on weekends, days off, and vacations. Named after the animalistic behavior exhibited by apes, monkeys, chimps, gorillas, orangutans, and wookiiees.
Dude 1: I just finished my last midterm and I have nothing to do for a week!

Dude 2: What are you gonna do with your vacation?

Dude 1: Order a pizza, invite a girl over, and go into Primate Mode for a few days.
by Alpha_Primate March 7, 2010
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Crush Mode

(Feelings) an short-lived, distinct pattern that varies the oscillation from time to time.
(Action) the act of smashing anyone who that is ready to have sex
(Ex. Feelings.) She likes me so I'm on crush mode, she is the only one I'm thinking about
(Ex. Action) Forget that dog, she can cheat if she wants thats between her and her man, I'm on crush mode, I'm goosing that tonight
by Mropevargas December 18, 2010
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Goblin mode

A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.
Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight
by Blueberry Bittys January 5, 2023
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Panda Mode

To eat sleep and occasionally take a shit.

Panda mode is when one is extremely tired or wiped out from a semester at college.
1. it's time to enter panda mode

2. gosh, first semester was killer, time to enter panda mode
by gamma475 July 24, 2011
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Swag Mode

To be awesome.
Great, cool, sick
Oh snap MW3 is gonna be swag mode.
by Izzy 123 November 6, 2011
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Jawetz Mode

A method of smoking a blunt designed to hide the fact that you are smoking a blunt.

Named after With Jawetz, a master of the technique.
-Oh shit theres a mang over there! Jawetz mode!
by Sacul Ekaj March 24, 2008
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Announcer Mode

The expression of ones voice, louder than is necessary when talking normally with others. Generally applied to extremely loud South Africans that cant talk quietly, especially when high.
Byron has gone announcer mode, everyone can hear hes talking about anal.
by Jebus The bad man June 19, 2008
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