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messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.
After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.
by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017
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holy mess

A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.
After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.
by greatboozeup January 24, 2009
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mystic messenger zen

a anime character from a game called mystic messenger. A handsome actor who you can fall in love with. Has white hair and red eyes because his albino, 5'11 with poreclain flawless skin and is arrogant as hell about his god given looks. Hates jumin aka trust fund kid and will be deeply in love with MC during all routes of the game.
did you play casual route mystic messenger zen?
Mystic messenger zen is such a charming flirt.
I swear who is more arrogant about their look than mystic messenger zen.
mystic messenger zen said he wanks to Mc!
by shyshyshy 0-0 May 24, 2017
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John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.
Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.
by Big Lambo August 25, 2011
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Comment-Message

When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).
(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!

(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!

(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P

(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
by Darklinkkyle March 26, 2011
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leper messiah

Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's alien alter ego).
Making love with his ego,
Ziggy sucked up into his mind.
Like a leper Messiah,
When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
by Miki October 23, 2005
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MessyJessy

That one girl from the club put that MessyJessy on me.
by Messy_Jessy March 31, 2016
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